Masturbation World Record!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

It's official, Tudor Rosca is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Tudor Rosca achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Tudor Rosca remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Tudor Rosca is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Tudor Rosca was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtf i rub 36 out before noon.

6:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha his cock would have blisters, and really bad friction burns :)

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man my shit hurts if i rub off 3 in a single day. Dayum! that would hurt

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOnder what the record is for women. Thinkerbation to orgasm is more common with us females and it wouldn't leave us as sore. Hmm, maybe I should try setting a record. I can thinkerbate and even if I did use my hands, I could alternate between clitoral, vaginal and g-spot.... hmmm.

5:34 PM  
Blogger Rob West said...

Tudor Rosca.. is he American? I don't think I could bear it if he weren't.

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What wrong with you all ? Keep it to yourself privately! Have a respect. GEEZ! SICKO!

7:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do not want to know about women's masturbation..GROSS..finger in the vagina ? Real women needs real penises..not their prevert fingers!

7:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys need to shut up and keep it to yourselves about your masturbation lifestyle! It is too personal. Where is your respect ? O.o!


8:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Anonymous:

Anonymous needs to relieve some stress and rub one off and stop pissin people off!

11:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tudor is also know as FLX at GSO... just dont shake hands with him

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm Marcel Kaučič. And I my friend, will beat that! I'm a ninja at masturbation.

12:04 AM  

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