GPS Panties

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Make sure your girlfriend is always at the right place with these GPS Panties. These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature. Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!
These “panties” can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use their patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day. The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it’s there!

Now you've got all the control, you can relax ...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

doesn't work once the panties come off...

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

machine washable?

11:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is so sick. if you want to know if your wife/gf is cheating on you, ask them. if you can't be honest with each other, don't be in a relationship. wait until you have matured enough.

1:03 AM  
Anonymous rachel said...

ill bet they just label it DARPA to cover up the overly protective dad on the force's fixation with his daughter not having sex.

at least now i know what they look like :D

1:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where is the boxer brief gps??

2:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably dry clean only. And since it looks like they only exist for women it must've been invented by a guy. But why date someone you can't trust in the first place?

3:55 AM  
Anonymous PantyLoverGirl said...

I totally agree with the above anonymous person.Its really hard to keep the panties on always :P

All This Happends When Panties Are Gone

Sure Will Love This :P

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Rich Gibson said...

There were the winners of the contagious media showdown.

It was almost a year ago...


Note to all people who posted oh so faux-outraged comments: you were so pwned!

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone else read 1984? big brother? dad in this case i guess...who come up with this shit?

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Rick Gibson, "Note to all people who posted oh so faux-outraged comments: you were so pwned!" ? What the fuck is pwned? Some people have the right to be concerned about this sick shit. If the guy, or chick is going to go that far to make keep track of someone, that is fucking sick. Pretty sad in today's age you can't have the right to privacy and trust anymore. Oh Rick, make sure to check your spelling before you submit something, we wouldn't want you to sound like an even bigger douche-bag moron than what you already are.

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"this is so sick. if you want to know if your wife/gf is cheating on you, ask them. if you can't be honest with each other, don't be in a relationship. wait until you have matured enough."


4:27 AM  
Anonymous CIA said...

People who complain about this will have big issues in the next 10 years. Every product commercially produced will contain RFID's with the majority being activated every time they goes pass a reader. Initially developed for inventory tracking, they are now being used to track pets. Soon marketing companies will use them to learn how to market to you, as they will know every store you go to, time of day, etc. Enjoy.

6:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can i buy them in bulk? and can i get different signatures for different girls? I wants ta know what all my tricks are doin!

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the anonymous "Rick" Gibson basher, good job. He must feel like a "bigger douche-bag moron" now because he made a spelling error! Ohh wait, you tagged yourself there, too. It was Rich. Check that spelling, bud.

12:07 AM  
Anonymous Fuck the Shit said...

haha whoever designed these is a fucking legend! I'll take 10. For everyone who got their panties in a twist over this, just imagine all the other uses you could find for this kind of shit.

3:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your fucked when they find out about this shit. and what if you find out there cheating all your gonna do is go get your ass kicked by some big ass dude and what if she gave the panties to another woman?

5:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe (Candyman)
East Tennessee

First off to everyone that thinks the best way to find something out is by asking... you need a clue! Most likely if your woman or man is cheating on you they aren't going to admit it. Yeah, it's too bad that in todays world something like this would have to exist... of course look at all the self-centered, non-caring, selfish people in the world (much sadder than electronic panties). Wait till you have a cheating ex-wife and pregnant teen daughter before you comment on these. They might just be the best thing ever created.

6:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before anyone else claims responsibility, I came up with the GPS helmet idea. Why be discrete?


4:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're all retards, has anyone here clicked on the link in the first sentence of the artice, then clicked on order panties and then tried to order them? I think you should give it a try!

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This message is intended for quote "The RIck Gibson Basher"

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

Looks like you just got pwned!

10:03 PM  

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