Inventions and discoveries
Saturday, October 28, 2006
The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things…
While the women STUCK to shopping….
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things…
While the women STUCK to shopping….
posted by necromanc at 7:54 PM
3 Comments:
That's so stupid. What does it even mean?
Sexist jerk.
So, so true.
The man discovered the WORD and ignored it completely, skipping straight to WAR.
The man discovered GAMBLING and liked it so much he spent his kids' COLLEGE FUNDS on a game of poker.
The man discovered FOOD, but never figured out how to COOK his own.
The man discovered SEX and invented RAPE.
The man discovered TRADING and invented EMBEZZLEMENT and CORRUPTION.
It's true that man only gets credit for his POSITIVE inventions and not his negative ones, but women get credit for NOTHING they do.
Don't you see how stupid these lists are? I don't know what happened to make you think so little of women, but your sexist articles continue to annoy me on what is usually a very amusing and informative blog.
Can we assume that not all women are self-absorbed princesses, just as we assume that not all men are mindless pigs?
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