The definition of Marketing
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, He's fantastic in bed. That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, I'm fantastic in bed. That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed. That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed. That's Brand Recognition.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, He's fantastic in bed. That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, I'm fantastic in bed. That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed. That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed. That's Brand Recognition.
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6 Comments:
HAHAHA!.....Im pretty sure that ur explaination is the best ive ever heard....hell....ill be honest...i didnt know what those words meant till u just explained them...
Hmmm I wonder what my Marketing prof would have said about that definition lol good job,
I have a marketing final due in about three hours. I assure you, I am going to include this definition with it. Good stuff.
GREAT DEFINITION !!!
I have fowarded to many of my friends.
I included the link, so they know who wrote it.
Nice. When does your textbook come out. I need it for masters.
You walk up to a girl at a party you've slept with before, and she ends up sleeping with you again, that's brand loyalty
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