Dirty Riddles

Q. Is there anything a penis can do that a finger or tongue can't do?
A. Urinate

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Q. What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

Q.What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
A.Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)

Q.What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A.About three inches.

Q.Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy and Penthouse?
A.It improves hand-eye coordination.

Q.Who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman?
A.The woman, of course. Look at it this way. When your ear itches and you put
your little finger in it and wiggle it around, what feels better - your finger
or your ear?

Q.How can you tell if your daughter had a good time on her date last night?
A.Throw her panties against the wall. If they stick, she had a good time.

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